Don’t remember where I found this one:
Bob Collacello and Andy Warhol took Adolfa Hitlera for a dinner.
“Bob: Is there still pressure on you to think of your image and act a certain way?
Hitler: I don’t think of image so much anymore. I really don’t, Bob.
Bob: Well.
Hitler: Have I stopped you cold?
Andy: Well, no. It’s just that it’s interesting to be here, that’s all. This is very exciting for us.”